If you have not booked your 2007 ski trip we would love to see you in Vail in the USA. We all have a great sence of humour and appreciate this kind of fun web site. We can arrange accommodation, passes and tuition (although I guess as black runners you could give us help ;-)

I am riting from Moscow. I have visa to visit yr contree and need a man to live weeth so I can stay in yr contree. I wos let down by other man who has wife and many children and yuo all look so happy and frendli I know I can mke you more happy.

No snow in Europe so i guess you bunch of no hopers will be heading for an indoor ski slope pretty soon.

Where are you going boys. Cilla tells me there is quite a gang of us heading your way. Just tell us when and where

I am very much alone at the moment and think that i could make at least one of yuo very happy. I like men with bald heads and someone who likes Apaches certainly appeals to me. I will check back later to see where yuo are going this year so you can SCALP me.

Correction to my last post. If there was an Olympics for wankers you would be the judges and the rule setters. Piss off

If there were an Olympic Games for wankers you would all get gold medals.

Like the gear you are all wearing. Expecially the tall guy it goes so well with his jacket

Call yourself skiers. You go away for a couple of days a year and thats it? Bet you boyfriends don't let you out anymore than that.

Why you no like poofs? We like you especially the one with glasses. He reminds us of Mr Cloooneey. Perhaps he can come and visit us some time

Forget skiing in Europe get your tired asses over to the good old USA where you can sample real skiing without any obnoxious Europeans.

Get Real 08/05/06

Elite group? Looks like you all have trouble doing up the boots

We Met? 14/04/06

I seem to remember you all, dancing and drinking in Verbier this February. I rememebr you because yuo looked so out of place being the oldest in the bar.